- I smell poop. There's obviously only one culprit. I ask her "Allie, did you poop? Do you need a clean diaper?" She says "Umm.... yeah" and nods her head. And then runs away because she knows exactly what's coming next and there's nothing this girl hates more than getting her diaper changed.
- She's being really cranky. It's close to naptime, but a little early. I ask "Allie, are you tired? Is it time to sleep?" She says "Ummmmm...." and nods her head. She grabs her pacifier (which she's only been into recently) and raises her arms for me to pick her up. I put her in her crib and she sings and talks to herself for about 15 minutes before falling asleep.
- She'll walk over to the cabinet (where I keep her snacks) and start grunting and pointing. Then walk over to me and grunt and get this huge, cheesy smile on her face. So I'll ask "Allie, are you hungry?" Again, "Ummmmmmmmm.... yeah" and nods her head.
Also, if you try to get any of this on video, you'll just end up with a blank stare and then she starts trying to grab the phone. So I have no evidence of this all actually happening...