I am definitely not pregnant (as far as I know anyway). But it really seems like practically everyone I know is either pregnant or just had a baby. I actually feel left out that I'm not also growing a human so I thought I'd compile a list.
Is pregnancy for you?
Do you hate sleeping all the way through the night uninterrupted? Would you rather be able to shift your sleeping position all night long?
Do you feel like you just don't get to empty your bladder enough? Miss spending quality time with the porcelain throne?
Do you think your stomach/butt/thighs look too boring? Would you rather see cool stripes/claw marks stretched across them?
Are you tired of losing weight? Do you wish you could gain and gain and gain weight for almost a year and never get rid of it?
Are you tired of your clothes fitting too well? Wish you could wear leggings and mumus more often?
Do you ever wish you could laugh so hard that you start crying and then that turns into a full on emotional sob fest?
Do you ever wish you could just cry for no reason at all?
Do you wish you could have the craziest dreams of your life that will terrify you to your very core?
Are you tired of loving all food? Do you wish that some things would just make you sick at the very smell?
Speaking of smells, do you want random smells to consume your being so much that if you don't get away from them, they'll cause you to see your breakfast again in reverse?
Do you sometimes feel that your muscles aren't cramping enough?
Do you hate the sight of your feet and wish there would be something to block them from your view?
Are you comfortable with waddling?
Do you think that sometimes standing and sitting are tasks that are just too simple? Do you need something to complicate these small tasks and make them a challenge?
Are you ready to have your life consumed by the sweetest little soul that will melt your heart?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then pregnancy is the answer for you!