Thursday, January 26, 2012

A cruel inner clock

"Yaayyyy!!! It's finally Friday!!! I've been waiting for this day forEVER.

Wait.

Hold on.

Why does my phone say Thursday?

My brain says Friday.

So it must be Friday, right?

No?

WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

This was the sad conversation I had with myself on my way to work today. (Yes, I even did a fake sob out loud.)

I have been so off this week. My inner clock told me it was Thursday yesterday but obvs it wasn't so this morning I woke up thinking/feeling like it was Friday. Why, brain? Why would you do that to me?

Hopefully tomorrow I don't think it's Saturday and decide to not show up for work.

By the way, this popped up on the Google searches that led to my blog. I bet they were sadly disappointed.

"Bears attacking a gladiator"