Picky eater

I was discussing with my friend earlier today about not liking German chocolate and she made the observation that I'm very picky. So I decided to make a list of things I like to eat and things I do not like to eat for your reference in case you ever have me over for dinner.

Things I enjoy:

• Steak (medium rare, please) with sauteed mushrooms on top
• Pizza (half pepperoni and half Hawaiian with ranch and parmesan)
• Cheesecake (pure, plain, unadultered cheesecake with some fresh strawberries)
• Cranberry lemonade
• Chocolate chip cookie dough
• Stouffer's Frozen Lasagna
• Ground beef, salted
• Grilled salmon
• BJ's Pazookie
• Black Angus' bread
• Ruffles or Fritos with sour cream
• Pickles (the plain dill whole pickles - and yes, my husband and I laugh everytime when I say "Dill whole?" in the grocery aisle)
• Cheddar Cheese and a flour tortilla. NOT a quesadilla because I like the cheese cold.
• Sushi (except eel)
• Crepes with sour cream and steak sauce. Trust me on this.

Things I do not enjoy:

• coconuts
• any drink that I have to chew
• lima beans
• anything with curry seasoning
• sweet pickles
• plain yogurt
• blueberries
• cereal
• any kind of muffin except chocolate
• pancakes
• cayenne shrimp
• pork

Okay so it might look like I'm a little bit picky but I just know the exact way that I like to eat things and how they will taste good to me. Yes, if I have pizza, I prefer to have ranch globbed all over it but it's not like I'm going to refuse pizza if there's no ranch (although I will be extremely sad). And if someone forced a gun in my face and said "Eat this plain yogurt!" I'd say "No!" and then I'd be in heaven so basically you can't ever get me to eat food I don't like.

Also, in retrospect, I realize that my list of things I enjoy is strange but think about the things you truly enjoy eating and I bet it's not like "creme brulee" and "fancy schmancy stuff". (Creme brulee was the only fancy food I could think of...)